These Employees Quit Their Jobs in the Funniest Way Possible
How would you quit your job? Why write a formal resignation letter when you can write your boss a poem, bake them a cake, or tell them where they can stick their job by rearranging the letters on a giant illuminated billboard? To celebrate those who left their jobs in fun and unique ways, we've compiled a list of some of our favorite quitters. Enjoy!
Gringo Star
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How would you quit your job? Why write a formal resignation letter when you can write your boss a poem, bake them a cake, or tell them where they can stick their job by rearranging the letters on a giant illuminated billboard? To celebrate those who left their jobs in fun and unique ways, we've compiled a list of some of our favorite quitters. Enjoy![/SocialIntro] [post_page_title]Gringo Star[/post_page_title] Bella found a muy buena way to tell her manager she was quitting her job at America's finest Tex-Mex fast food restaurant, Gringo's. [caption id="attachment_75569" align="aligncenter" width="1000"]
Twitter // @IScocozza[/caption] She drew her employers a delightful, childlike picture of herself sporting a beaming smile. The drawing also features a rainbow with a star at the end of it. Bella's cartoon is accompanied by the words, "I'm a Quitter." What better way to tell your boss that this is nacho day?
Unlucky Charms
[post_page_title]Unlucky Charms[/post_page_title] This supermarket shelf stacker was unceremoniously fired before the end of their shift and found a novel way to say their Cheerios. On their way out of the door, they unleashed their revenge by stacking whole shelves of breakfast cereals upside down.
Of course, it was only a minor inconvenience, but whoever had to put them the right way up probably had a terribly tedious day. They say revenge is a dish best-served cold. But in this case, it's a bowl best served cold... with milk.
It's Not You, It's Me
[post_page_title]It's Not You, It's Me[/post_page_title] Men and women have been bandying around the old chestnut, "It's Not You, It's Me," for centuries. But, this employee gave their boss a card and then crossed out those fateful words to inform them in no uncertain terms that they were the problem for not paying their employees enough money.
How many people out there wish they could say this to their bosses? Well, we can tell you. Gallup's 2023 State of the Global Workplace report revealed a staggering 90% of British people are unhappy at work!
Shakespearian Resignation
[post_page_title]Shakespearian Resignation[/post_page_title] Hark! The snow-like parchment upon which this resignation is writ doth confound our very eyes, for its ornate prose and verbiage doth mirror the dulcet tones of William Shakespeare!
The eloquent missive is verily bedecked with the goodly bard of yore's flowery tongue and very essence and adorned with poetic metaphor plucked from England's green and pleasant land. In short, this purple prose tells the tale of a servant boy taking his leave from the employ of his pock-marked masters and bidding his last fanfare... chased by a bear.