For every car out there, there’s probably a crazy modified version somewhere to be found. As car enthusiasts, we’ve seen our fair share of bizarre, cool, and downright awesome car modifications over the years. For some reason, it seems as though they get crazier, weirder, or better every single year.
Thanks to the advent of new technology, car modding enthusiasts are able to do weirder and bolder things to their cars, which means that we get treated to new mods every year. A good example of this would be this amazingly cool Nissan Altima which has been fitted with custom made, all-terrain tracks!

While the car does work perfectly (and it looks cool too), it will only be available for viewing at a Montreal car show and is called ‘The Altimate AWD’ because of its unique ability to handle a variety of terrain types with ease, but more specifically the snowy terrain you’re likely to find around Canada.
The car was originally created by Nissan (obviously), but in a rare example of ‘cool,’ they were also responsible for commissioning the modifications from a company known as Motorsports In Action, which took an estimated 150 hours to complete. Not bad when you realize how safe, secure, and simply awesome this version of the Altima is!

The tracks, otherwise known as ‘Dominator’ tracks, were created by a company known as American Track Truck and are 1,220mm long, 750mm tall, and 380mm wide – making them a little larger than the standard 19-inch rims that the Altima comes with. To accommodate for the modifications, the car’s flares had to be widened in by an additional 180mm so that the tracks could fit in them comfortably, while still retaining structural integrity. One thing is for certain, and that is that if you’re ever in snowy terrain – this is the Altima you’d rather have!

These 40+ Dad Tweets From 2021 Had Us Cracking Up
Choosing Your Preferred Payment Method
Kids have been getting money from the Tooth Fairy for decades, but these days, a quarter just doesn’t go as far as it used to. This dad learned the hard way that he might have to splurge a little bit more with his kid if he wants to keep him happy now.

Of course, maybe this is because the kid is clearly aware that his dad is the one giving him presents in exchange for teeth, and not a magical fairy. Well, at least he left pretty detailed instructions for his father to follow. It’s hard to go wrong with this one, unless you just don’t want to give them that much.
That’s Not What I Said
Interpreting what a kid means can often be difficult, but that’s because adults tend to forget that kids mean exactly what they say in many cases. When a kid says “I’m done with my homework” it just means that the kid is done with it, not that the homework has actually been completed.

Which makes sense, doesn’t it? Many people say “I’m done with this” when they are tired of dealing with a problem, so kids probably pick up on the same phrasing and feeling. One way or another, it falls to parents to often ask for clarification as to what their kids mean.
The Whole World Is My Canvas
Kids love to draw in most cases, even when they aren’t the particularly creative type. Unfortunately, they also have a tendency to draw on just about anything they can get their hands on. Paper is far from the only canvas they care to illustrate their thoughts on.

If you are going to give your kids crayons or other drawing utensils, you should probably keep a close eye on them to make sure they limit their artistic creations to things you actually want them to draw on. Otherwise, prepare to deal with the hassle of cleaning a wall!
What Is Your Favorite Fruit?
Kids are rarely bound by adult concepts. Who says sausage can’t be a fruit? Well, science does, but kids rarely feel the need to abide by the laws of science. Maybe this kid has just been away from the natural fruits of the world for a bit too long.

We can certainly understand that as well, but one way or another, we can definitely agree that our favorite fruits and vegetables are things that are not at all considered fruits and vegetables. Meat is definitely the best fruit if you ask us.
Destined for Comedy
Most kids tend to laugh at silly things that adults would find childish, but there are some children out there with a truly amusing sense of humor. The kid in this tweet is clearly one of the latter, going out of her way to put a joke together in the bathroom and even trick her parents.

So not only does she have the wherewithal to plan out a joke, but she even knows how to mislead her audience initially and catch them off guard with the punchline. Needless to say, she certainly appears to have the makings of a great comedian in her.
Playing Games With Their Trust
If there’s one thing that dads tend to do to their kids is to flex their life experience and intelligence over them. It’s a bit petty, but that’s just the way it is. This dad made a wager with his son over this balloon coming down, but naturally, he used his dad’s wisdom to cheat the system.

This definitely sounds like one of those stories that would be told to the kid later down the line, leading to shock and disbelief as he realizes just how much he was betrayed. Don’t dads know that this is how kids start to develop trust issues?
The Banana Conundrum
Buying fruit for your kids is always a risky thing to do, because like this dad rightly points out, it is almost impossible to procure the right amount of fruit. You either get too little, leaving unsatisfied mouths, or you get too many, and many of the fruits end up getting spoiled. The latter happens most often.

Needless to say, this ends up wasting a lot of money, and it strikes us as being one of those technically unimportant issues, but it bothers people nevertheless. What is the perfect number of bananas anyway? Does it depend on how many kids you have?
A Truly Stellar Dad Joke
We’ll admit that dad jokes tend to be pretty bad, but this one is actually worthy of commendation. It’s still very much a pun, but it’s at least a higher caliber of a pun than most dads fall back on most of the time. Spiders minding their own business, that being web design: clever!

The people around him at the time probably didn’t appreciate the majesty of his joke at the time, but surely it will go down in history as a legendary dad pun. There’s probably a book for that, right? A book of the best dad jokes of all time?
A Puzzle That Fights Back
If you have a rambunctious kid, getting them dressed can be quite the struggle. But depending on the type of clothing you are having them wear, the whole thing can become an even bigger problem. “A puzzle that fights back” is definitely one of the best ways to describe the situation.

Parents should do their best to ensure they avoid overly complicated clothing for their kids. It just makes it harder for both the kids and the parents to get things under control, and do you really need extra hassle in your life when it comes to parenting?
Hell Hath No Fury
We don’t know what possesses children to care so much about things like pressing buttons, but we’re sure all parents can relate to the anger a child expresses when they miss out on the chance to do something they wanted to do. Such times are when they tend to get the most bratty.

If you are a parent who doesn’t want to deal with too much yelling, we recommend allowing your children to press buttons whenever they can, provided it isn’t going to do anything or cause any inconveniences.
Scary Thoughts Indeed
Kids often think scary thoughts, but we have to take into consideration that what kids think of as scary is often different from what adults think of as scary. This dad sat down to help his kid work through some scary thoughts, only to discover that such thoughts included things like vacuum cleaners.

But hey, the kid has a point: vacuum cleaners are pretty loud, and broccoli isn’t exactly the most appealing vegetable around. Not to mention how weird it looks, being like tiny little trees and all. It actually is kind of scary!
But Where Does Pooh Come From?
When answering the ponderings of a child, a dad needs to be careful about understanding what his kid is actually asking him. A homonym that he didn’t correctly interpret leads to an entirely different conversation. Are we talking about poo or Pooh?

Clearly, the dad and his child were on different pages, but you know, the kid does raise a good point. Where exactly did Pooh come from? Or is he just a magic bear? Do all animals in that universe talk? And why is he yellow anyway?
Making a Convincing Argument
While kids don’t often look to logic as the guiding principle of their arguments, there are times when they make surprisingly convincing arguments about things that even adults wouldn’t think of. Although to be fair, those arguments can still be pretty silly in practice.

There’s no need to really change how we identify eggs or how we spell the word, but like this dad points out, there’s a certain logic being used by this kid that isn’t inherently ridiculous. It just goes to show that you can make good arguments about silly things.
What it Looks Like
Children often understand things as they are perceived, not exactly taking into consideration that things can be presented to them in inaccurate ways. What they see on TV is what they’ll probably take as reality, depending on their age. That’s how you get cute questions like this one.

It’s also how you get a chance as a dad to make up funny nonsense to convince your kids of things like “yes there is a tiny woman inside of the TV.” There is always something fun about seeing how long it takes for your kid to realize you were leading them astray.
Go Tell Everyone at School
We’re pretty sure that nearly every dad out there has told their kids something wrong in hopes that they will go and tell someone else. It’s always a little funny, if also a little mean. Dads just like to put their kids in those types of situations.

So yeah, why not tell your kid that WiFi stands for “William Filliam?” He’ll probably go and tell people at school, which will suck for him and be really funny for you. Hopefully, he won’t internalize that and hold a grudge against you.
Good News & Bad News
When it comes to raising a kid, there is almost always good news and bad news, regardless of what is being discussed. A dad usually wants his kid to clean his room, but if doing so leads to the discovery of a noisy instrument, that can’t be good.

You should encourage your kids to follow their dreams, but if those dreams involve playing a musical instrument, you may want to invest in some earplugs as long as your kids are still honing their skills. That’s the best thing you can do to stay sane.
The Pre-Madonna Era
Did you ever have one of those misconceptions in your head that took years for someone to correct? Embarrassing things, like believing chocolate milk came from brown cows for just a little too long? This definitely sounds like the scenario here, in which a kid thought “primadonna” referred to everything that existed before Madonna.

We can’t blame the kid for being confused, as that is kind of what the word sounds like when you think about it. But at the same time, we’re sure their dad still laughed very hard. Of well, we all had weird misconceptions as kids that took a little too long to dispel.
A Master Criminal in the Making
For the most part, kids aren’t particularly smart, being young and inexperienced in life. And yet, there are some times when they are frighteningly smart and clever. Take this kid who needed to get a password for the TV from their parents. Did they ask? Try to spy on them?

No, they pulled some spy-level stuff and found a way to analyze the thumbprints of their parents on the remote control. On one hand, we’d be impressed by this level of ability, but on the other, we’d be worried about just what this kid would be capable of in the future.
Level of Concern Over Time
This is probably a sentiment that almost every dad can agree with: heck, every parent really. The more kids you have, the less concerned you grow for their safety in the long run. Not that you don’t care about them, but parents tend to be a lot more paranoid about what their first child gets up to.

Like this tweet says, by the time you get to one of your later children, you don’t freak out nearly as hard about what they are or aren’t doing, even if they are doing something that you should consider pretty dangerous. Kind of weird how that works, isn’t it?
Where Did All the Money Go?
We don’t think there is a dad out there who can’t relate to this one: everyone knows that taking care of a kid is expensive, and a lot of your disposable income goes away when you have a kid compared to living alone. It’s something that you just can’t escape as a parent.

Of course, a kid probably isn’t going to understand that, and ultimately, that’s just the price you pay for adding another human being to your life. When you consider food, schooling, clothes, entertainment, and all the other things you need, those costs add up pretty quickly.
Obedience on a Technicality
Kids are actually surprisingly good at dealing with technicalities. You tell them what to do, and they interpret your words in an extremely literal and technical way that allows them to do what they want and ignore you. This dad tweet is a perfect example of how they usually operate.

Don’t want them to wear pajamas? Well unless you specify that you mean any and all pajamas, they are going to find a way around that for sure. Just assume that you always have to be extremely literal and specific when giving instructions to your kid.
They Say Ignorance Is Bliss
One neat thing about kids is that they can be entertained by the simplest of things. Even when they don’t really understand what is going on, they manage to find fun in most of the things they are doing, like talking through unusable walkie-talkies from two feet away from each other.

Unfortunately, getting older means becoming more aware of how things work, and sometimes knowing such things actually takes some of the fun out of it. There’s a certain joy that comes with a mystery, especially when your imagination can come up with better explanations than reality.
Why Won’t You Just Rest?!
Every dad can relate to the struggle that is trying to put a kid to sleep. They never seem to be tired, and they always find every excuse to stay awake. They’re hungry, or thirsty, or they need to go to the bathroom, or they’re scared of whatever is under their bed or in the closet.

Truly, it does sometimes feel like even a hypnotist would have trouble putting a kid to sleep sometimes. It’s a wonder how humans can go from boundless, tireless energy and fortitude as children to tired and exhausted adults that would very much like to sleep whenever they can.
Ideas That Should Never be Repeated
You know those ideas that people bring up every once in a while, only for you to immediately wish they had never said such a thing in the first place because you don’t want that evil on you? That’s probably how this dad felt when his child identified a coffin as a “skeleton burrito.”

Yeah, that’s definitely a cursed description and we too would like to never hear it uttered again. Hopefully, this kid would keep something so questionable to himself if he ever had to attend a funeral or something. But either way, his dad will think about it now every time Halloween rolls around…
Don’t Leave Them Alone for a Second
We think that every dad can agree: kids with remotes are super dangerous and very likely to mess up the settings of whatever that remote controls. God forbid if that includes changing the language on something like Netflix because if so, you’d better learn to translate Swahili or German.

Of course, maybe that would be a little easier to do with all of the language-translation software and technology we have on our phones these days, but it is certainly still a hassle to deal with regardless. Keep remotes away from your children!
Everything Really Is a Competition
When you have multiple kids, they often compete with each other over almost everything. On one hand, a dad will often tell them that not everything is a competition. And yet, he’ll often prompt his kids to actually compete. It’s an odd dichotomy.

But hey, stoking the fires of your kid’s competitive spirit is one of the best ways to motivate them to actually do things, when you think about it. Kids are difficult to motivate, so we can’t blame parents for falling back on whatever methods they need to do it.
No Son of Mine
There are always things that a dad doesn’t want his son to become when he gets older. Sometimes, that can be toxic, but other times, it’s actually just something amusing, like in this dad tweet here. He had us in the first half — we have to admit.

Although we have to say, we wouldn’t have a problem with our kid turning into Johnny Depp. He hasn’t made too many movies that we dislike, and aside from that, he seems to be a pretty stand-up guy. He’s just a little flamboyant — that’s all.
What Did You Do?
For some reason, kids have a weird tendency to let you know things they don’t actually want to share. If they end up breaking something, they get so nervous and guilty about it that they end up telling you in most cases instead of trying to hide it.

That being the case, it’s not rare for a kid to just up and tell you that they didn’t break something, which is usually code for “I did break something.” That’s usually your cue to go perusing around the house to find out what has actually been broken.
The Arguments You Have
Couples tend to fight no matter what, but the types of things they fight about might actually change significantly once you have a kid. After all, your child’s interests often become your interests, so it’s not that unusual to argue about things like cartoons.

But hey, that doesn’t mean the romance has to exit the marriage. We personally believe that there’s nothing wrong with arguing about the cartoons your kids watch, and it certainly shouldn’t have an impact on the romance between your and your spouse.
That’s My Girl Right There
There are many a dad out there with daughters who would much rather engage in traditionally “masculine” hobbies. Usually, those dads are quite happy about that, since it makes it easier for them to relate to their daughters. It’s even better when said daughter revels in it.

Being an only girl in a traditionally masculine setting is difficult, but rather than hide it, this dad is happy his daughter has embraced it. Go, crush all of the male competition and let them know that it was a girl who utterly defeated them. Leave their pride in shambles!
One Totally Unsympathetic Child
A dad would generally expect his child to be sympathetic towards his problems, to care about his health, and things like that. However, this is not always the case. In fact, some kids can be pretty darn cold when you least expect them to be.

We’re sure many dads have had their mortality called into question by their young children at odd times. What is it that leads children to think about death and life in such regards from out of the blue? Maybe this is one of those things that scare people about children.
Just Hug Your Kids
While it is often understood that kids need support from their parents, it is rarely understood that adults need support from their kids as well. Sometimes, you really need to hear that your kids love you, trust you, and believe in you. Everyone needs to hear that from their loved ones sometimes.

In fact, that has put this dad in tears, which says everything. There’s also nothing wrong with that: too many people frown at the idea of sentimentality with one’s kids or just in general, but there is great value to showing emotions to your family.
The Most Interesting Conversations
Because kids tend to have less tact, they are far more likely to talk about things that adults wouldn’t. Some may frown at this, but others appreciate the kind of interesting things that can come up when one is having a conversation with a kid.

Favorite reptiles, fantastical space questions, whether or not the moon is made out of cheese: we think it is fair to say that children often bring interesting topics into question, and those topics are usually the kind that adults wouldn’t bother with.
The Scariest Monster of Them All
The idea of a monster under the bed or in the closet is often enough to stop a kid from sleeping peacefully. But sometimes, the idea of a monster is just an excuse that they are using to avoid going to bed when they don’t want to. The solution at that point is obvious.

Everyone knows the scariest monster of them all is an angry mother, because there is no fury on Earth that can stand up to her. Bonus points if your scary mother is the kind to whack you with a flip flop or a sandal. No one wants that.
Feeling a Little Threatened Here
Kids have this weird tendency to say unsettling things when you least expect them to. We believe that many dads have been inadvertently threatened by their kids before, just like in this tweet.

It sure sounds like this kid is threatening his dad: do what he is told or suffer the consequences in the future. Admittedly, it does sound like the kind of threat that would be made by the mafia. That kid is going places, but they might not be places his parents like.
When the Lies Come Crashing Down
We all tell our kids that lying is bad, but at the same time, we lie to them quite often. Either that, or we just allow our kids to believe things even if they are untrue because we don’t want to deal with it. But one day, those kids are going to find out the truth about it all.

We don’t doubt that many dads out there fear the day their kid finally gets access to Google, at which point they will be able to call him out on every time he misled them. It’s often amusing, but be careful what you allow your kids to believe as children!
The Small Things That Ruin a Day
Every dad can relate to their child crying or screaming over something extremely minor and petty. The things that ruin a child’s day are very different from the things that ruin an adult’s day, in most cases. From water being too wet to someone just looking at him in a funny way, this kid had all sorts of problems.

The fact that children are irrational is not a mystery to anyone, but it really is kind of funny how different a human’s concerns are between childhood and adulthood. Wouldn’t it be nice if adults could afford to worry about the same types of silly things?
Make it Exactly the Same or Else
If you have more than one kid, you have to be very careful about giving one of them something that the other one doesn’t get. It doesn’t matter how silly or minor it is. If one sibling gets an extra fry over the other, you can bet there is going to be some sort of a conflict.

Children really like the idea of favorites, but only when they are the favorite in question. If someone else gets to be the favorite, it’s going to be a bad time for any dad. Having more than one kid really is an entirely different adventure than just having one.
You Must Let Me Flush
Speaking of odd things that kids care about a little too much, when you do finally manage to potty train your kids, they end up being weirdly obsessive about it. Maybe they are proud of what they achieved and don’t want you to infringe on their accomplishments.

Either way, this dad agrees that you should just let your children flush the toilet in their younger years instead of doing it for them, even if it would be convenient to do so. No need to bring any childish wrath or fury down on yourself, right?
Your Delivery Is Here
Needless to say, when your young child proceeds to inform you that your “weed guy” is at the door, that might instill some odd feelings in you. Well, we suppose it depends on whether or not you expect a “weed guy” to be knocking on your door in the first place, if you catch our drift.

Clearly, the dad in this story did not expect such a guy at his door, so the revelation offered by his child was probably quite alarming. Naturally, alarming things tend to be pretty amusing in hindsight, and this one definitely fits the bill.